proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia)

She’s never where she is. She’s only inside her head.
White Oleander by Janet Fitch (via nevahmind)

(Source: literarylines)


offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

  • teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
  • me: winged eyeliner

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor)